Additional perk for people who have waited so long?

For those of us who are still patiently waiting and borderline despondent, what about locking in a discount at cost for the purchase of another? If this turns out to be as game changing as we think it is, it would be a nice gesture to allow us to pick up another once you’ve caught up with your commitments to gift to a loved one.

Just a thought.

Or a discount for this purchase…
Or a discount on shipping (especially international)…

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the free platypus we agreed upon is ok for me

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A 3 sigma platypus please, so it don’t poop on my floor more than 3,94823% of the total days of the month

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Expect one of the follOwing to be included with your textblade order:

Unicorn
Dr. Dre Detox album
Mermaid
Apple led television
Kill bill vol 4